Except for certain religious groups (who we love and respect but don’t fully understand) and vegetarians (whose sanctimony and self-righteousness are not the least bit annoying), everyone loves to eat pork. But like your stock portfolio, your palate needs to be diversified.

To that end, we will be serving more than two delicious whole hogs (whose names are Trixxxie and Destinii by the way). The menu will include:

• Roast chicken
• Texas hot links
• Coleslaw
• Kale salad
• Rolls

We will also be serving beer (thank you Peter’s Bar & Grill for the keg donation), soft drinks and water. Feel free to bring wine or hard alcohol to share or to drink alone in a quiet corner.